Sunday, October 31, 2010

The Wizard of Oz (1939)

Title: The Wizard of Oz
Year: 1939
Rating: 9/10
IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0032138/
Directors:
Victor Fleming
George Cukor(fill-in director) (uncredited)
Mervyn LeRoy(uncredited)
King Vidor(director: Kansas scenes) (uncredited)

Short Critic:
"Yeah the Movie-classic! But for me in my opinion it's a Halloween Movie, the witches, the creepy looking dwarfs, the really scary dialogs and threats spoken out by The Wicked Witch of The West, the flying apes! As a child I would have nightmares of this movie. But it's the The Wizard of Oz, see it if you haven't already and if you have watch it again ;)"

You may like it if you like:
"The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (2005), Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971)"

Machete (2010)

Title: Machete
Year: 2010
Rating: 9/10
IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0985694/
Directors:
Ethan Maniquis, Robert Rodriguez

Short Critic:
"Funny movie! Ridiculously awesome soundtrack, great cinematography, an brillant cast, funny dialogs, punchy one-liners and over-the-top-action what else do you want!
This movie was created for Danny Trejo they just wrote the movie about him! This movie is so pretentious is his Grindhouse Glory! See this movie!"

You may like it if you like:
"Planet Terror (2007), From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)"

Saturday, October 30, 2010

Kick-Ass (2010)

Title: Kick-Ass
Year: 2010
Rating: 10/10
IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1250777/
Directors:
Matthew Vaughn
Starring:
Aaron Johnson, Chloë Grace Moretz, Nicolas Cage

Short Critic:
"Well it Kicks ass! And every time I see it, more (now the fifth time)! Besides Inception best Movie of 2010 and for me one of the best Action movies ever made, it's in my TOP 20 Movie-list! I expect a Academy Award of Chloë Moretz for the outstanding performance of Hit-Girl. Must See Movie!
If you don't like it, I hate you!"

You may like it if you like:
"Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003), Spider-Man (2002)"

Halloweentown (1998)

Title: Halloweentown
Year: 1998
Rating: 5/10
IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0173886/
Directors:
Duwayne Dunham


Short Critic:
"A standard TV-children-halloween-movie about...well a Halloweentown, a not scary version of A Nightmare before Christmas Halloweentown."

You may like it if you like:
"Nightmare Before Christmas (1993), Hocus Pocus (1993)"

Monday, October 25, 2010

Get Lamp (2010)

Title: Get Lamp
Year: 2010
Rating: 9/10
IMDB: n/a
Directors:
Jason Scott
Starring:
Mike Berlyn, John Romero, Mary Ann Buckles

Short Critic:
"A interesting Documentary about an era of computer games where text was more then Books! Every big Name of this era got interviewed and there is even a section dedicated to blind people playing Text adventures! No chance to get more nostalgic in computer games then this!"

You may like it if you like:
"Chasing Ghosts: Beyond the Arcade (2007), Second Skin (2008)"

A Serbian Film (2010)

Title: A Serbian Film
Year: 2010
Rating: 5/10
IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1273235/
Directors:
Srdjan Spasojevic
Starring:
Srdjan Todorovic, Sergej Trifunovic, Jelena Gavrilovic

Short Critic:
"FUCK THIS MOVIE! Sickest shit ever filmed! Gore, violence, torture, necrophilia, incest, pedophilia and newborn-porn!
The problem is that the movie is very well made, but it's jaw-dropping fucked up, so this mixture made it a pure horror to watch.
Funny fact: at the 75 minute mark, the movie change it cinematography style for ~2 minutes very similar to the music-video "Prodigy - Smack my bitch up" .
I give this movie points for scenery, acting, the mainactor it self and the well made snuff setting!

But:

!DON'T WATCH IT!

I'm serious!"

You may like it if you like:
"Salo, or the 120 Days of Sodom (1975), The Last House on Dead End Street (1977)"

Natural Born Killers (1994)

Title: Natural Born Killers
Year: 1994
Rating: 10/10
IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110632/
Directors:
Oliver Stone
Starring:
Woody Harrelson, Juliette Lewis, Robert Downey Jr.

Short Critic:
"One of my favourite Movies of alltime! Another Oliver Stone Masterpiece! It's cruel, brutal, bizarre and genius.
The Story of Mikey and Mallory Knox is a story of Blood, Bullets and Love.
It has many weird really fast cuts with usage of Archive footage and many symbolic thoughts about Life and Death! Must see movie (if you can stand violence)!"

You may like it if you like:
"Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (1998), Pulp Fiction (1994)"

Friday, October 22, 2010

Guinea Pig: Flower of Flesh and Blood (1985)

Title: Guinea Pig: Flower of Flesh and Blood
Year: 1985
Rating: 2/10
IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0161635/
Directors:
Hideshi Hino

Short Critic:
"Not my movie! I don't think that any person, who isn't completely fucked up liked it! It's Torture Porn! And I hate Torture Porn! 2 Points for the Snuff setting and the awesome title! I think the Making of is far more interesting then the actual movie!"

You may like it if you like:
"Cradle of Fear (2001), Hostel (2005)"

The Call of Cthulhu (2005)

Title: The Call Of Cthulhu
Year: 2005
Rating: 10/10
IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0478988/
Directors:
Andrew Leman
Starring:
Ramón Allen Jr., Leslie Baldwin, Daryl Ball

Short Critic:
"At first this is a short movie, 47 min. But it's perfect! It's just perfect, shot in b/w and made in the style of ~1920/1930 movies! If you love HP Lovecraft and the Cthulhu Myths like I do it you will obey to this movie! Must See!"

You may like it if you like:
"King Kong (1933), H.P. Lovecraft"

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon (2006)

Title: Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon
Year: 2006
Rating: 9/10
IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0437857/
Directors:
Scott Glosserman
Starring:
Nathan Baesel, Angela Goethals, Robert Englund

Short Critic:
"This movie is mixture of a Mockumentary and a Slasher film. And I love it, for me BtM is one of the greatest Slasher movies out there. And I love the cameos of popular horror actors like Kane Hodder, Zelda Rubinstein, Scott Wilson and of course Freddy Krueger himself Robert Englund! If you like Slasher movies you need to watch this movie!"

You may like it if you like:
"The Blair Witch Project (1999), Halloween (1978)"

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

The 10 Levels of Violence and Gore in Movies

Because of current occasion I decided to make a list of the 10 Levels of Gore in my "seen Movie Collection"!

Grind House - Planet Terror (2007)

Title: Planet Terror
Year: 2007
Rating: 8/10
IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1077258/
Directors:
Robert Rodriguez
Starring:
Rose McGowan, Freddy Rodríguez, Marley Shelton

Short Critic:
"At first I love Exploitation-movies and Trash cinema so this movie is like a small Jewel. It's violent, 3 times over the top, breaks the fourth wall and has a blasting cast, I mean damn it even has a missing reel segment! Watch it!"

You may like it if you like:
"Deathproof (2007), Machete (2010)"

Monday, October 18, 2010

Coming Soon... The Walking Dead (Series)

Here is a new segment on this Blog Coming Soon... in the near future <6 Months.

And the first feature in this Segment is:

The Walking Dead

The Walking Dead tells the story of the aftermath of a zombie apocalypse and follows a small group of survivors traveling across the United States  in search of a new home away from the hordes of zombies.
The group is led by Rick Grimes, who was a police officer in the old world.
As their situation grows more and more grim, the group's desperation to survive pushes them to do almost anything to stay alive.

A small hint why this series will rock like fuck!:
The Director is Frank Darabont the Director of The Green Mile and the #1 Movie on IMDB The Shawshank Redemption.  And it's getting better the Main-Producer is Gale Anne Hurd she produced such masterpieces as Terminator, Terminator 2, Aliens!

It will premiere on the AMC network on October 31, 2010 with a 90-minute premiere episode, during the network's "Fearfest."


Ghost Rider (2007)

Title: Ghost Rider
Year: 2007
Rating: 6/10
IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0259324/
Directors:
Mark Steven Johnson
Starring:
Nicolas Cage, Peter Fonda, Eva Mendes

Short Critic:
"I saw this movie now 5 or 6 times, but only I love the Ghost Rider so much (from the Marvel Comics). But this review is not about the Comics it's about the Movie. I like the feeling of the Movie and it's style what I don't like is that Eva Mendes is in it coz they need a Eyecandy. I hope the Sequel would be more focused on the suffering of the Rider and not the Cleavage of Mrs Mendes! And the movie was definitve not brutal enough if you know the Comics then you know the Level of Violence and Gore in it!"

You may like it if you like:
"Spider-Man (2002), Terminator 2 (1991)"

Sunday, October 17, 2010

Twilight is getting intresting and brutal!


Now I'm intrested!

Kray (2010)

Title: Kray
Year: 2010
Rating: 6/10
IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1706414/
Directors:
Aleksei Uchitel
Starring:
Vladas Bagdonas, Aleksandr Bashirov, Semyon Belotserkovskiy

Short Critic:
"Another promising looking movie but it just ends at that point. I was highly curious about this movie! Was hoping for something epic. I mean the movie is not bad but it's just not good! Good action sequences, intresting scenario but it all feeled numb and not grabbing enough."

You may like it if you like:
"The Great Escape (1963), Defiance (2008)"

Saturday, October 16, 2010

Famous Last Words Mash-Up


Movies I remember from this Mashup:

  1. Citizen Kane
  2. The Omen
  3. Final Destination
  4. ????
  5. ????
  6. ????
  7. Philadelphia
  8. Deep Blue Sea
  9. Star Wars VI
  10. 2001
  11. Transformers
  12. A Nightmare on Elmstreet
  13. Fight Club
  14. From Dusk Till Dawn
  15. Final Destination 3
  16. Golden Eye (thanks Möbli!)
  17. Sin City
  18. Saving Private Ryan
  19. In Bruges
  20. ????
  21. Kill Bill Vol 1
  22. Hellraiser
  23. Big Trouble in Little China (thanks Möbli omg I failed so hard of course!)
  24. Star Trek
  25. The Departed
  26. Star Wars VI
  27. Once Upon a Time in America (thanks Möbli, saw this movie 12 years ago can't remember anything from it)
  28. The Godfather? I'm not sure about this.
  29. The Prestige
  30. ????
  31. ????
  32. ????
  33. The Wizard of Oz
  34. Who framed Roger Rabbit
  35. ????
  36. Independence Day
  37. Troll 2 
  38. Dr. Strangelove
  39. Braveheart
  40. Terminator 2
  41. The Room
  42. ????

What will happen here?

My plans with this Blog are several:

  1. Text Reviews of Movies, Games, Series
  2. Important News around my Person
  3. Stuff I found around the Internet and I think it's worth to share
  4. Top XX rankings
  5. Retrospects of the Year, Decade perfect start for it 2010 ;)
  6. Supporting Post about Projects I think deserves support!
  7. And last but not least coming soon.. Videoreviews! Yeah my ugly face will tell you what you have to love and what to hate! 
So spread the word! Share the blog with everyone you know!

Greetings Alex aka Crimvel

Red (2010)

Title: Red
Year: 2010
Rating: 8/10
IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1245526/
Directors:

Short Critic:

"That is what I call a good action Movie! I didn't expect much as I first heard about it, but damn is it a good ride, good actionscenes, black humor and McClane and God are in it!
And it's a adaptation of a three-issue comic book mini-series written by Warren Ellis! So you need to watch this movie!"
 

You may like it if you like:
"Die Hard (1988), Face/Off (1997)"

Friday, October 15, 2010

Nine Dead (2010)

Title: Nine Dead
Year: 2010
Rating: 8/10
IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0959329/
Director:

Short Critic:

"Suprising awesome "One-Scene-Movie". I would compare it to the first 45 minutes of Saw. 9 People must find out why they are trapped together and going to be killed! Overall good performances by the mainactors! Another good underrated Movie! Highly recommend it!"

You may like it if you like:

"Saw (2004), The Departed (2006)"

Thursday, October 14, 2010

I Sell The Dead (2008)

I Sell the Dead [Blu-ray]
Title: I Sell The Dead
Year: 2008
Rating: 7/10
IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0902290/
Director:

Short Critic:

"So we have Merry, Hellboy and that guy from Wendigo in a movie about graverobbery! Awesome! A good Horror - Comedy movie perfect for the Halloween-month! Just sitback and enjoy Perlman being a badass Priest and Merry a graverobber!"

You may like it if you like:
"Van Helsing (2004), Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)"

2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)

2001 - A Space Odyssey (Two-Disc Special Edition)



Title: 2001: A Space Odyssey
Year: 1968
Rating: 10/10
IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0062622/
Directors:
Starring:
Keir Dullea, Gary LockwoodWilliam Sylvester, Douglas Rain (4 actors? every other movie you just feature 3! Yes but he is HAL!!!!!)

Short Critic:

"People it's Kubricks 2001, a milestone in Scifi-movie-history. Really everyone who votes below 9 is a cineastic-moron. This movie changed the style of Scifi-Movies. Kubrick designed the most perfect movie an opera!"

You may like it if you like:

"Stanley Kubrick, Alien (1979), Scifi"

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Edge (2009)

Title: EDGE - Perspectives on drug free culture
Year: 2009
Rating: 10/10 (it's a Docu so I rate on another scale)
IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1458435/
Directors:
Short Critic:
"The first good Documentary about Straight Edge. All important Figures of this Movement are interviewed and involved. In my opinion they missed the new German Straight Edge Movement around Metalcore. But it's about. How SxE get to it's meaning!"

You may like it if you like:

"American Hardcore (2006), Hardcore Punk and if you are Straight Edge this is a must see Movie"

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Otesánek (Little Otik) (2000)

Little Otik (Otesanek)
Title: Otesánek (Little Otik)
Year: 2000
Rating: 8/10
IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0228687/
Directors:

Short Critic:

"I've seen strange movies! I've seen scary and creepy flicks, this Czech movie made by one of my new favorite Directors is in the Top of every 3 Categories. Is one hell of ride, overall good performances by every actor, again outstanding Stop-Motion-shots, creepy atmosphere, tasty gore effects and this intense sound that Svankmajer just love to do.
But damn is it long 132 minutes is definitely to long for a horror-movie, it's very exhausting to watch but I really love the performance of Kristina Adamcová and her pedophilic predator."

You may like it if you like:
"Little Shop of Horrors (1986), Eraserhead (1976)"

Faust (1994)

Faust
Title: Faust
Year: 1994
Rating: 6/10
IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109781/
Directors:

Short Critic:

"Very interesting view on Faust, a more modern view and hell is it weird. On the small edge between Horror and Drama, we meet again with Svankmajers trademarks Stop-Motion, bizarre pictures and very intense Sounds.
But sometimes I was "I've no idea WTF is going on!". A movie to recommend but only if you like Arthouse Cinema, Disturbance and confusion."

You may like it if you like:

"Naked Lunch (1991), Faust"

Monday, October 11, 2010

Alice (Neco z Alenky) (1988)

Alice
Title: Alice (Neco z Alenky)
Year: 1988
Rating: 9/10
IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095715/
Director:
Starring:
Kristýna Kohoutová  

Short Critic:
"Awesome piece of ART! Stop Motion meets Live-Action in perfection! Yeah this movie is art, disturbing, weird and bizarre art. Svankmajer loves the sound of machines and bizarre images. You really feel with Alice in this weird Scenario where nothing makes sense and looks and acts scary! For me so far the BEST adaptation of Lewis Carrolls Masterpiece!"

You may like it if you like:
"Alice In Wonderland (the novel not the child-friendly adaptations) , Coraline (2009) "

Jan Svankmajer Triple Feature

This evening I will watch 3 Movies of the Czech Director-genius Jan Svenkmajer!
Movie 1:

His interpretation of Alice (Neco z Alenky)!

His interpretation of Faust!


and Greedy Guts (Otesánek)

I only saw one movie of Svankmajer called Conspirators of Pleasure (Spiklenci slasti) 1996 and it was weird and disturbing as fuck! So I'm highly curious what I will see tonight!

Greetz Crimvel

Deadgirl (2009)

Deadgirl (Unrated Director's Cut)
Title: Deadgirl
Year: 2009
Rating: 7/10
IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1666186/
Directors:

Short Critic:

"Tough one to sit through. I saw it alone and it really got me on some parts. It has parts of necrophilia (yeah I know she is still alive..) in it where you think: 'Okay I saw it all now.', but then comes something new and you want to continue.
A good horror-movie with an interesting new plot, because I can't remember that I ever heard of something like that!"

You may like it if you like:

"The Girl Next Door (2007), The Last House on the Left (2009) [Remake]"

Saturday, October 9, 2010

Despicable Me (2010)

Despicable Me (Three-Disc Blu-ray/DVD Combo + Digital Copy)
Title: Despicable Me
Year: 2010
Rating: 6/10
IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1323594/
Directors:
Short Critic: "The times where Steve Carell was funny are absolute over, how to overact as 'voice'? Miranda Cosgrove did a very well job! But for me the movie was just okay. The funny minions, the animations and Miss Cosgrove are the reasons for the 6 points."

You may like it if you like:

"The Incredibles (2004), Up (2009)"

A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010) [Remake]

A Nightmare on Elm Street [Blu-ray]
Title: A Nightmare on Elm Street
Year: 2010
Rating: 7/10
IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1179056/
Directors:

Short Critic:
"I enjoyed it, but not nearly as good as the 1984 Original. Like my brother called it 'un-johnny depp'. But Jackie Earle Haley does a good job as Freddy, a really good replacement for Robert Englund."

You may like it if you like:
"A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984), Friday the 13th (2009) [Remake]"

Mary Poppins (1964)

Mary Poppins (45th Anniversary Special Edition)
Title: Mary Poppins
Year: 1964
Rating: 10/10
IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0058331/
Director:
Short Critic:
"Chim chiminey, Chim chiminey,Chim chim cher-ee!
One of my favorite childhood-movies. Today I just say I love Julie Andrews, what a beautiful woman. But Dick Van Dyke is a little bit creepy here ;)."

You may like it if you like:

"The Wizard of Oz, Pete's Dragon"